It seems like I can go back to the UK now without fear of being arrested for cybercrime, something I’m not guilty of by the way. On the other hand, Pam suggested that her father would buy a chateaux if we could […]

Pam’s on a mission at the moment as I’m a bit stressed due to ‘life’. I must admit that she’s come up with some good suggestions, which I blogged about and I’m feeling more positive. We’ve also adopted a dog Camile which […]

Still here in France and I’ve been meaning to ring my mother to explain why I’m her and with whom. I thought it’s best to ring as I don’t want her to worry. It’s just everything is going to take some explanation. […]

Previously: Pam (my lodger) and myself are in Le Touquet. I’ve been stressed recently and Pam suggested a couple of books, which I ordered and were delivered to the farmer who owns the land we have parked the campervan on. He’s a […]

Things were getting too much for Oliver. Pam who had suffered from stress in the past came to her rescue.

Previously: We’re somewhere in France, avoiding going back home to my possible arrest as a cybercriminal, something I’m arguably totally innocent of. Unfortunately, the campervan has broken down and we’re waiting for the garage to repair the clutch. Last night we stayed […]

Previously: I’m in Dunkirk with Pam (my Lodger who wouldn’t return to my house due to suspicions about my other lodger Mal Evolent). Foolishly, I wrote a blunt postcard to Mal asking him to vacate the house. He reacted badly to this […]

Previously: We spent a couple of days in Ghent, Belgium and Pam attempted to get me to appreciate art (in vain). However, I did appreciate the wine in the art gallery café though but the associated Dutch courage led me to write […]

;Previously: We had an awesome time in Amsterdam and decided to sleep off the coffee on a park bench, if that makes sense. It doesn’t to me. I’ve never had coffee like that. Anyway, we are where we are and unfortunately, we […]